A while ago I participated in a Will Work For Yarn project - I knitted a Henslowe Shawl for the lovely CathG and I got this lovely Wollmeise in return.
Wollmeise is a really gorgeous wool. It feels a bit like cotton to work with and makes shawls with a gorgeous drape. The colours are lovely, with an intense depth that is really hard to capture on camera. I love Wollmeise but I absolutely do not have the energy to do all the hard work required to get a skein from Germany to my house, so I was very happy to be a part of the swap.
My friend Katy got married last year and them promptly moved to San Francisco. I wanted to knit her a shawl to commemorate the event bit I was a bit stuck on what specific shawl - Katy isn't the knitted lace triangle type of girl. When I saw the colour of this yarn, I knew what shawl it had to be...
..a herb-coloured Herbivore.
There's not much I can say about this pattern that hasn't been said. It's an interesting shawl to knit, although I would recommend using a lot of stitch makers when starting out - it took me a little while to get the hang of the pattern. I measured the yarn after each four-row repeat and began the edging when I had 20g left. I ended up with a 4g nugget left over and a good-sized shawl. I love this project and I'm itching to start another Herbivore for me. I hope Katy enjoys wearing the scarf as much as I liked making it :)
Saturday, May 26, 2012
Tuesday, May 22, 2012
Boring Brown Christmas Socks At Last! (2012 FO# 5)
Ta-da! Look, I finished some socks! Why yes, these are the socks I started November last year as a Christmas gift. They're not even a full five months late - they're virtually early, and everyone knows early gifts suck because, while it seems like opening presents right when you get them is a good idea at the time, opening a present early means that there will be an empty hole* the exact shape of that present on your actual special day.
The yarn is Regia Medina Colour in colourway 04265. I knew after the heel of the second sock that there was no way I've have enough yarn to finish the socks so I used the leftovers from the Camouflage Socks I made last year in a two-row stripe pattern to the toe. I know it looks kind of jarring in the photograph but the two colourways actually blend really well.
They are the same size! He just didn't pull them up all the way and I didn't notice till I was uploading the photos to my computer.
And another thing...
Before I go, I'd like to share with you my To Do list for today:
To Do - Wednesday 23 May
1. Write 1,000 words
Now I'd like to share my Have Done list for today:
Have Done - Wednesday 23 May
1. Gone to the shops to buy bottle of wine so I can celebrate with a glass once I've written 1,000 words.
2. Gone for a quick walk down the street because exercise focuses the mind and will help me write.
3. Go to supermarket to buy ingredients for dinner tonight. While out, visit to the Italian butcher to buy sausages for dinner on Friday. To conserve petrol, also visit fishmonger and buy Atlantic salmon (it was on sale for $22 a kilo! You'd have bought some too).
4. Blog.
5. Update Ravelry projects to reflect my current FO status.
6. Read The Hairpin and The Billfold.
7. Check what new books my library has in. Reserve Favorite Socks, which they bought at my suggestion (Yay for Kingston Library! You and your book-buying practices rock).
HELP ME! I need to do work but I just cannot get the words from my brain to the page. ARGH!!
On the plus side, I'm glad I've got dinner sorted for the rest of the week.
* Is this a truism or tautology? By definition a hole is empty, right? If I was being paid to write this I'd check, but I'm not so I'm noting my reservations here in case any future clients use my blog to showcase my editing/writing skills.
The yarn is Regia Medina Colour in colourway 04265. I knew after the heel of the second sock that there was no way I've have enough yarn to finish the socks so I used the leftovers from the Camouflage Socks I made last year in a two-row stripe pattern to the toe. I know it looks kind of jarring in the photograph but the two colourways actually blend really well.
The Regia was fine but I wouldn't buy it again - it reminds me a lot of Patonyle in that's its very soft and nice to knit with but doesn't seem like it will wear very well. That said, the socks were very well-appreciated by their recipient
They are the same size! He just didn't pull them up all the way and I didn't notice till I was uploading the photos to my computer.
And another thing...
Before I go, I'd like to share with you my To Do list for today:
To Do - Wednesday 23 May
1. Write 1,000 words
Now I'd like to share my Have Done list for today:
Have Done - Wednesday 23 May
1. Gone to the shops to buy bottle of wine so I can celebrate with a glass once I've written 1,000 words.
2. Gone for a quick walk down the street because exercise focuses the mind and will help me write.
3. Go to supermarket to buy ingredients for dinner tonight. While out, visit to the Italian butcher to buy sausages for dinner on Friday. To conserve petrol, also visit fishmonger and buy Atlantic salmon (it was on sale for $22 a kilo! You'd have bought some too).
4. Blog.
5. Update Ravelry projects to reflect my current FO status.
6. Read The Hairpin and The Billfold.
7. Check what new books my library has in. Reserve Favorite Socks, which they bought at my suggestion (Yay for Kingston Library! You and your book-buying practices rock).
HELP ME! I need to do work but I just cannot get the words from my brain to the page. ARGH!!
On the plus side, I'm glad I've got dinner sorted for the rest of the week.
* Is this a truism or tautology? By definition a hole is empty, right? If I was being paid to write this I'd check, but I'm not so I'm noting my reservations here in case any future clients use my blog to showcase my editing/writing skills.
Monday, May 21, 2012
Baking bread and an update on the koala socks
Having a cold is seriously the worst. You aren't really sick enough to lie in bed with a crappy novel, lemon and honey tea and a hot water bottle (although you really, really want to) so you end up doing everything you would normally do except you feel really shitty at the same time and, if you're me and ridiculously concerned about spreading germs, spend so much time washing your hands and applying hand sanitiser that you start to see the benefits of an OCD lifestyle. If my hand-washing retains its current over-energetic level, send me to a doctor. Friends don't let friends become crazy people (if they can help it).
Bleurgh to you, cold germs! However, there are things that can be done to improve mood. Inspired by last night's Masterchef episode (is anyone else really bored with this current season? I can't watch it for longer than three minutes without rolling my eyes at the excessive hyperbole and changing channels), I decided to make some bread. Fresh bread smeared with real butter makes everything better (at least for a little while).
I was feeling shitty enough that I knew I didn't have the energy or willpower for the traditional mix-knead-rise-punch-rise-bake, so I looked for recipes that would rise if I left the dough in the fridge overnight. This one seemed to fit all my criteria, so I dutifully measured out the flour and popped it into the oven on 100 degrees Celcius for 10 minutes (the recipe says 'your oven at its lowest setting'. Honestly, Delia, you can do better than that. Give a temperature range, please).
I then added 220ml of warm water to the flour along with 1/2 teaspoon each of active dried yeast, caster sugar and salt. I mixed it till blended, then put the dough on my largest cutting board to be kneaded (I find it much easier to clean a cutting board than a benchtop and, as a lazy cook, easy is very important to me.).
The recipe says that after kneading I should 'feel the magic' - the dough literally 'springing to life as you push it away and it defiantly springs back to challenge you'. My dough sprung nowhere - I just kneaded until my arms got sore, a paltry, uneneregetic and slightly embarrassing 11 minutes. I covered it in olive oil and cling wrap and put it in the fridge for 12 hours or so while I sniffled, sooked and complained to anyone who would listen.
When I pulled it out in the morning it had risen but was really really cold (quel surprise!). I popped it into my loaf tray, which was lined with baking paper, covered it with cling wrap and left it to warm up and prove.
After two hours it had risen a little bit but not doubled in size. I'm attributing that to the cold in my house making it hard for the dough to wake up after the cold in the fridge. I decided it was risen enough for my purposes and popped it in the oven on 210 decrees.
Voila - 30 minutes later a loaf of bread emerged! It's a bit lopsided because I didn't shape the loaf properly but it looks like a proper white sandwich loaf. It's quite dense, which could be a) the recipe b) because I didn't knead it until it sprung to life and punched me or c) because my house was too cold for the second rise but it tastes delicious! I've never added caster sugar to a loaf before but the teeny tiny little bit of sweetness contrasts divinely with the saltiness of the butter and I'm afraid there isn't much left for sandwiches tomorrow BUT (and this is a big deal) I feel much better. Bread-baking = an untapped cure for many ailments.
Koala Sock Update
The socks are coming along well. I've got another day to finish the rest of the foot and the toe if I want them blocked and dry before Thursday - I think I'm going to make it. Yay!
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Saturday, May 19, 2012
The Magical Self-Knitting Daybreak Scarf (2011 FO #21)
Today I woke up with the Cold From Hell. It's both of my nostrils have turned into gross snot-dispensing taps that can't be switched off. My nose is producing so much liquid that I'm worried that I might become dehydrated due to loss of fluid! I'm about to go to the shops to by some tablets and orange juice, but before I do I'd like to share with you one of my all-time favourite knitted pieces.
This was a magic scarf that effectively made itself - I knitted the whole thing while I was in hospital last year and whacked out on hardcore painkillers. I emerged from an opiate haze some time in September with a brand-new super warm super fantastic scarf and nary a complaint about long rows, the difficulty of maintaining a four-line pattern repeat when I had couldn't use words with more than four syllables* and interminable 400-stitch cast offs. While I wouldn't recommend breaking a leg to anyone, a healing process that includes bonus scarves is definitely a positive.
The yarn is Jo Sharp Alpaca Silk Georgette and it is divine. The scarf is soft, warm and gorgeous to wear - so I wear it all the time. I love it.
Now one thing I wouldn't recommend after producing your magic scarf while high on drugs is attempting to make a matching hat without a pattern. I knit a swatch in the round, blocked it and then calculated the number of stitches using the formula gauge per centimetre x circumference of head in centimetres.
My calculations were wrong (please not the cat trying to get out of the frame with the crazy lady who has a knitted bag on her head. Lucy is totally too cool to be in this picture). The hat will be frogged and made into a comfy pair of bed socks and all matters of design and mathematics left to the professionals.
Daybreak scarf in Alpaca Silk Georgette = massive success.
* The drastic reduction of my vocabulary was one of my least favourite side effects of the drugs. When your business is words, every job you've ever had revolves around words and your self-image is largely centred on your ability to use words and use them well, losing that ability is a really scary and awful thing.
This was a magic scarf that effectively made itself - I knitted the whole thing while I was in hospital last year and whacked out on hardcore painkillers. I emerged from an opiate haze some time in September with a brand-new super warm super fantastic scarf and nary a complaint about long rows, the difficulty of maintaining a four-line pattern repeat when I had couldn't use words with more than four syllables* and interminable 400-stitch cast offs. While I wouldn't recommend breaking a leg to anyone, a healing process that includes bonus scarves is definitely a positive.
The yarn is Jo Sharp Alpaca Silk Georgette and it is divine. The scarf is soft, warm and gorgeous to wear - so I wear it all the time. I love it.
Now one thing I wouldn't recommend after producing your magic scarf while high on drugs is attempting to make a matching hat without a pattern. I knit a swatch in the round, blocked it and then calculated the number of stitches using the formula gauge per centimetre x circumference of head in centimetres.
My calculations were wrong (please not the cat trying to get out of the frame with the crazy lady who has a knitted bag on her head. Lucy is totally too cool to be in this picture). The hat will be frogged and made into a comfy pair of bed socks and all matters of design and mathematics left to the professionals.
Daybreak scarf in Alpaca Silk Georgette = massive success.
* The drastic reduction of my vocabulary was one of my least favourite side effects of the drugs. When your business is words, every job you've ever had revolves around words and your self-image is largely centred on your ability to use words and use them well, losing that ability is a really scary and awful thing.
Peppermint Lounge Hat (2012 FO #4)
Winter has descended on Melbourne, bringing with it the same set of deep personal questions it does every year - what am I doing with my life? What am I working towards? Why do I choose to live in a city that is cold for half of the year when there are so many places closer to the equator where it's possible to get your Vitamin D from the sun instead of from a tablet? How much do I really love footy? Then, after four months of soul-searching, when I have decided to apply for a transfer to UCLA where it's warm and they get better trashy reality TV (although, of course, I will miss my 'u's), St Kilda make it to the finals and I realise that I really do love footy enough to stay in my cold and windy hometown. Every year - it's like a broken record.
In preparation for the same old cold merry-go-round (also known as seasonal change) this year I decided to start the Campaign to Keep Belinda Warm 2012 (CKBM2012) early, and a few months ago cast on for the Peppermint Lounge Hat from Knitting It Old School, a really fun book with loads of great retro patterns. I loved how the model looked - so warm, cute and funky.
And snowflakes! Isn't it gorgeous? Except I forgot a) I hate knitting side to side b) I have a massive head and c) the snowflakes weren't included with the pattern. My hat looks more like this:
Clearly too small for my humungous noggin. The yarn was stash yarn (yay for stashbusting!) - some really old Patons Bluebell and Bendigo Classic 5-ply.
In preparation for the same old cold merry-go-round (also known as seasonal change) this year I decided to start the Campaign to Keep Belinda Warm 2012 (CKBM2012) early, and a few months ago cast on for the Peppermint Lounge Hat from Knitting It Old School, a really fun book with loads of great retro patterns. I loved how the model looked - so warm, cute and funky.
And snowflakes! Isn't it gorgeous? Except I forgot a) I hate knitting side to side b) I have a massive head and c) the snowflakes weren't included with the pattern. My hat looks more like this:
Clearly too small for my humungous noggin. The yarn was stash yarn (yay for stashbusting!) - some really old Patons Bluebell and Bendigo Classic 5-ply.
There is either something wrong with the decreases in the pattern or the way I did them (I'd put money on it being the latter) and I ended up with non-matching miters and a white seam down the back which I'm pretty sure is not supposed to be there. However, there was absolutely no way that I was going to count back all the short annoying rows to figure out what the hell I did wrong, so I grafted that sucker up, knitted on the edging and called it a day.
I'm not sure what I'll do with the finished hat but the first Belinda-warming item of 2012 has been a mammoth fail. California is looking more attractive all the time...
Tuesday, May 15, 2012
Tired, cranky and running out of time
Still tired
On Monday night I went to the footy. My team won and it was heaps of fun but
Monday night footy is seriously the worst ever.
It took so long for Sam to get home from work and drive to the city that
we missed the start of the game. We didn’t get home until after 11 and I was so
hyped up with adrenalin from the win that I couldn’t get to sleep until 2am. I
don’t mind if the crapness of Monday night games was shared amongst all of the
teams but it’s St Kilda home games every
year. Dear AFL, please stop the Monday games or share them around!
A review: Crooked Letter, Crooked Letter by Tom
Franklin (Macmillan, 2011)
Writing this I have realised that it’s a lot easier to write
a negative review than it is to write a positive one. Is that human nature in
that it’s easier to criticise than commend or is it an indictment of my
character? Either way, it’s not a very good thing! I’m definitely going to try
to get more positive reviews out there now.
The crooked letter in the title is from the method used to
teach southern children how to spell ‘Mississippi’ – “M, I, crooked letter,
crooked letter, I, crooked letter, crooked letter, I, humpback, humpback, I”.
Honestly, I can’t see how that is any easier than just remembering how to spell
the word but I never used the rabbit-hole rhyme to help me tie my shoes, so I’m
clearly not a good candidate to judge the appropriateness of memory games for
children. Anyway, the title is very appropriate for this very southern book,
which is set in Chabot, Mississippi, a small town that has been decimated by
development and the passing of time. The story begins with the shooting of
Larry Ott, a lonely and alone man who drifts through life, not engaging with
anyone other than his chickens and his elderly mother, who has Alzheimer’s and
is living in a home. Ott is shunned by society due to his association with the
disappearance of a young girl 25 years ago and the recent disappearance of
another young woman has refocused the attention of the town on him. Silas ‘32’
Jones is the sole law enforcement officer of Chabot and, like Larry, he is
isolated, although not alone. Although he is not investigating Ott’s shooting,
a link is established between Ott and Silas that has effects that reverberate
through the rest of the story.
Crooked Letter,
Crooked Letter is told largely in flashbacks and the themes of isolation
and loneliness are explored as the deeper-than-expected connections between
Larry and Silas are brought to light. There is an excellent sense of place in
this novel and, as is expected in a book about the American south, race also
plays a role. When I read books that are very American and deal with very specific
American issues like Walmart culture and the racial tensions and in the south I
often feel like I am missing some of the references that an American reader
would get, but even with a fairly considerable cultural difference this book
was completely accessible. It’s classified as a thriller but it’s not
particularly thrilling – while it’s clear who the murderer is about two-thirds
of the way through the book, the book isn’t about the murder as much as it is
about blame and guilt and separation. I enjoyed this book very much and would
recommend it as literary fiction rather than a murder-mystery. Four out of five
stars.
A deadline
It’s Sam’s birthday in one week’s time and this is all I
have done on his socks.
I have a heel, a sole and a toe still to go and I don’t
think I’m going to make it! Less
blogging and more knitting certainly required to get this job done…
Monday, May 7, 2012
Contagious and Contagion: A Review
Hollywood and women's magazines have taught me to believe in thematic consistency. Your cushions should match your wall hangings and colour scheme, Christmas movies should always be shown in December and, when you wake up feeling like 25 different types of crap with your first cold of the winter, it's time to watch a movie about contagious viruses.
Contagion
Contagion, from
director Steven Soderbergh, follows the spread of an epidemic (pandemic? Something-demic) virus from Person
Zero (Elizabeth ‘Beth’ Emhoff (Gwenyth Paltrow)) through to the discovery and
distribution of a vaccine, unsurprisingly focusing on America (thank God we
have America to save the world! Seriously.). Its structure is episodic, with an
ensemble cast of international stars who to a fault downplay emotion in service
of plot and style. The narrative twists and weaves between characters and
stories, establishing connections within the complicated network of people and
events.
This structure didn’t work for me for two reasons. Firstly, Hollywood
films work by displacing external, unresolvable conflicts onto a finite group
of people and then figuratively resolving conflicts through the successful conclusion
of the narrative. War movies focus not on the actions of countries but on a
certain group of (usually) men at a particular moment. Thus the experience of
Australia in the First World War is displaced onto two men from different
social classes and backgrounds in Gallipoli.
This is what Robert B Ray calls ‘a certain tendency of Hollywood cinema’
(although technically Gallipoli is a
product of the Australian cinema rather than Hollywood cinema, I don’t watch
war movies because they make me sad but I was forced to watch this one in
primary school so it’s one of the only war movies I know. It made me cry in front of my class - my teacher was clearly a sadist.). When this group
blow up the bridge or save Private Ryan or whatever, we cheer for them and the
sad, tragic and awful group moments of war become private moments of success. This
tendency reached its zenith when Stephen Spielburg managed to create a happy
ending to the Holocaust in Schindler’s
List. Contagion eschews this
tradition, moving quickly between storylines and character. However, when there are a number of narratives, none
of which fulfil the traditional arc the viewer has no-one to identify with,
resulting in a disengaged viewer who spends a lot of the movie wondering why
there were so many characters with ‘L’ sounding names – Ally, Ellis, Elizabeth,
Lyle, Leopard, Lorraine. (Why? Because ‘l’ is predominant in the world ‘ill’? I
don’t understand.)
Secondly, I found it problematic that, while preventing us
from identifying or even caring about any of the characters, the narrative is continuously
reinforcing the importance of the self against The Man. The characters in
Contagion are constantly being opposed, by hospital unions who stop nurses from
working with sick patients (“How can they do that?”, exclaims Aubrey Cheever (Sanaa
Lathan)) or by the government, who suspected that terrorists had engaged in
biological warfare and prevented non-government staff from working on the virus.
Mitch Emhoff (Matt Damon) erects boundaries around his daughter, while himself
being prevented from leaving his house or obtaining food. Insubordination and
rebellion are promoted as the way to fix this problem – the virus is replicated
by a scientist Dr Ian Sussmen, a scientist who ignored the government’s orders
to cease working with the virus (played by Elliot Gould – another ‘L’ name!) and the vaccine’s creator, Dr Ally Hextall
(Jennifer EhLe, who played Elizabeth
Bennett in the one and only acceptable adaptation of Pride and Prejudice) ran a human trial on herself in violation of
scientific protocol. Repeatedly, the importance of the personal over the
national is emphasised – Dr Ellis Cheever (Lawrence Fishburne) saves his fiancĂ©
in an act that has dramatic consequences for the health of millions of
Americans but he states it was “the right thing to do and I’d do it again”. The
problem with this viewpoint is that it violates a basic premise of civil
society in that groups who are chosen to protect the many do so, even at the
possible expense of a few. It is the job of unions to protect their members, especially
from highly dangerous diseases. Scientific protocols exist so that an independent
scientist doesn’t have access to diseases that can wipe out a quarter of the
world’s population and that the key scientist working on vaccine doesn’t inject
herself with an ineffective vaccine and die. The possible death of one woman is less important than the possible deaths
of millions of Americans. Also, FYI, Australians don't say "Crikey!" Really, if you need to resort to inaccurate slang to identify a character's nationality, as the youngsters say today, ur doing it rong.
Soderbergh’s distinctive style marks every frame of this
film and is in many ways its fatal flaw, with moments with the potential to provoke an emotional response instead being ridiculous and
overdone. For example, in the second half of the film, we are shown sites that
previously had been busy and teeming with life now empty and literally
lifeless. The stark contrast between life and death that is demonstrated here
should have been moving and sad, like the moment in 28 Days Later when Cillian
Murphy leaves his hospital bed and wanders through a disturbingly empty
hospital into a deserted London. Instead, the twangy synthesised soundtrack, more
reminiscent of an ‘80s porno than a possibly dystopian future, provoked
laughter in my living room and an excuse to pause the movie and check the footy
scores.
For all its many millions of deaths, Contagion is remarkably
bloodless. The movie has been praised by the scientific community for its
accuracy concerning the scientific and medical practices and procedures
depicted (although as an Arts graduate they could have been testing products on
rainbows using unicorn farts and I wouldn’t have noticed). There is a curiously
sterile quality to this film, as if the emphasis on scientific accuracy was
reflected in the style at the expense of any identification with a particular
character that would encourage the viewer to actually care what happens to
anyone. I certainly didn’t. At the conclusion of the film I felt like I’d been
part of an expensive thought experiment. It wasn’t until the last five minutes
of the film that a character broke down and cried and by that time it was too
late to have any impact on my emotional investment in the film. I give this
film 2 stars - if I don't care about any of the characters or any of the stories, then I just don't care.
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